SKU: SKU: PTT122502BD86
Couple - If Distance Didn't Exist We Probably Be F*cking Right Now - Personalized Wooden Slider Card Keychain
Couple - If Distance Didn't Exist We Probably Be F*cking Right Now - Personalized Wooden Slider Card Keychain
August 29
Aug 29
Order placedSeptember 03-06
Sep 03-06
Order shipsSeptember 13-18
Sep 13-18
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Item Details
Item Details
Add a touch of humor to your keys with this Personalized Wooden Slider Card Keychain. Engraved with the bold phrase, "If Distance Didn't Exist, We'd Probably Be F*cking Right Now," it’s a fun and cheeky reminder for long-distance relationships. Made from high-quality wood, this customizable keychain is a perfect gift for a partner or anyone with a sense of humor.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
August 29
Aug 29
Order placedSeptember 03-06
Sep 03-06
Order shipsSeptember 13-18
Sep 13-18
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Personalization
Personalization
- Please complete fields required to customize options (Name/Characteristics) and recheck carefully all the customized options.
- Text: Standard English excluding special characters, emojis to ensure the best looking.
- Characteristics: Pick one-by-one options that match your description.
- The last step, click "Preview" to get a glimpse of the wonderful creation you’ve made ❤️.
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Let customers speak for us
from 1752 reviewsI love this hat and I compared it to several Marine Corp hats that I have in my inventory and this one matches the quality of my other hats.
Love the hat. Customer service was on top of things when shipping got frozen while in USPS.

Love the hat.

Proud to wear this hat, Semper Fi 🇺🇸

I bought this for a Friend who served in The Marines,He loves this Hat!!

The embroidery is sharp, the fit is perfect, and it feels high quality

Awesome

I'm very satisfied. I like it a lot.
great experience

It is amazing. Thank you so much...My Marine is proud to wear it.

Right color, great stitching, great look an fit. Very happy!!!!

Yahhh looks even better than the pics

omg romance with a spooky twist, love ittttt

Made my besties smile, that’s all I wanted!!

Got it as a joke, now it’s our fave mug 😂